Friday, November 23, 2007

things students do when cops comes into play

*Cerita ini hanya rekaan semata-mata. Cerita ini tiada kaitan dengan yang hidup dan yang mati.*

...a story that impressed me a lot... read on and leave your comments on this story...


Title: A 'Kuku' Night (A 'Liquor Overdosed' Night)

Two university students, named only "C" and "I" (names changed for security purposes) decided to go for an 'all night long' party with their friends and so they did. There were free flows of liquor and music throughout the night in the club. They met more people there and made new friends too. It was time they headed to a 24 hour convenient store for a cup of coffee and chit-chat all morning long.

It was until about 3.30am where finally, "I" was sleeping deadly in the car, leaving "C" chit-chatting with her friend. Soon at about 5am, they decided to leave the store.... now the story begins...

1. Leaving from the 24-hour store to the highest lookout point in the city

C (Driving) : R’ you ok at the back?

I (Mumbling) : ummmmmmmm.......

C : Sigh..........


2. Reaching the t-junction

C (Driving) :*Should be this way, I guess* Hey, ....

I (Snoring)

C : Never mind.


3. On the hill

C (Killed the engine)

I .................................................................................................


After a moment of silence on the hill...


4. Police came!

C (Blur) : whispering *Someone came here at this moment? Two guys? Must be a couple*

I (Snoring)


5. The couple talked to us!

Couple A : Kamu buat apa? (Turning on the flashlight) Kita polis. Kamu seorang di Wah! Si ni? (Pointing to I with flashlight)

Couple B : Kamu dari mana?

C (Chewing gum): Oh, dia kawan saya. Sedang tidur. *Dang, the couple are COPS.*

Couple Cop B : Kamu dari mana?

Cop A : Buat apa di sini malam ini?

Cop B : Kamu dari mana?

Cop A (Walked to C): Tunjuk driving license. (C handed the dl to him)

Cop B : ..................Kamu dari mana?

C (just realized the question): Oh, saya dari KL.

C : Ampang.

Cop A : Buat apa di sini masa ini?

C : Kami sedang tunggu matahari. Nak ambil gambar matahari.

Cops : Ohhh...

Cop A: : Kamu kerja sini?

C : Bukan..dari ****** (name of a university in Malaysia).

Cop B : Oh, ajar di ****** lah?

Cop A (Reading the driving license): Ampang...KL...hey budak ni dari semenanjung..

C : Oh bukan. Kami belajar kat ****** .

Cops : Ohhh...

Cop B : Habis buat apa di sini?

C (Can’t he give a new question?): Kami sedang tunggu matahari come out. Nak ambil gambar matahari.

Cop A : Kamu belajar apa?

C : Saya pelajar engineering *wait, that doesn’t make sense to the overall story* Dia (pointing to I), belajar mass comm

Cops : Ohhh...

C : Yaya, kami datang sini untuk menunggu matahari come out. Hendak ambil gambar semasa ia keluar.

Cop B : (After reading the driving license). Ok, (handing the dl to C), kamu dua jaga baik baik ya.

C : Okay. Boleh.


6. The cops were leaving

One of the cops: Budak ******...blablablablaba

Another cop : Yalah blablablabla


7. The cops left

Silence..

I : Did the police come just now.

C : *Yes you moronly **** They left.

C&I : (laughing)

I(went back to sleep)


8. They missed the sunrise moment

C : Darn it!!!


After reading this story, I was quite surprised what university students can do during their free time... enjoy!

1 comment:

Angelique d'Angoulême said...

walao... haha.. if i am thr i will be scare oledi lo~~~
haha